Thursday, November 29, 2007

No more heroes reviewed and gets a 34/40!


No more heroes has been a game I have been looking forward to since i first saw the tgs 06 project heroes trailer.Recently Famitsu reviewed no more heroes giving it a 34/40 based on four scores that were 9/8/8/9.This game is now officially a day one purchase for me.No more heroes should be released state side some time in February 2008.

(via game on Nintendo)

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Saddest Animal Crossing story Ever

While Checking around the Web i Saw this Very sad story About animal crossing at ytmnd.
Hit the link below to see it.

(Via Ytmnd)

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Clive Barker's jericho Zero punctation review


This is a pretty funny review of jericho and all of it is pretty true

Via (The Escapist)

Monday, November 12, 2007

Super Mario Galaxy: soo Good it's a 11/10!!


This image Speaks for itself, a Mexican gaming mag gave Mario galaxy a 11/10
Which only proves how amazing mario galaxy is!


(Via Digg)

Wednesday, November 07, 2007

Saturday, November 03, 2007

Wii is in hd?


I spotted this interesting pic on Game Influence
Does this mean that there will be a 720p software update for the wii soon?

(Via Game Influence)

Thursday, October 25, 2007

WTF!?: The old mario cartoons (and how disturbing they are today)

Today your in for a treat (or nightmare) what i have here are some clips of the horrible Mario cartoons that came out in the 80s and early 90s as well as my analysis (and you may just find some secret messages) so sit back and brace your self.
I just submitted this to digg so please digg it

Mario cartoon

The funniest part of this is how ridicules mario sounds.
every time i see this video i cant help but laugh

Mario cartoon opening


This is the opening to the Mario cartoon and one thing I find really disturbing is what Mario and Luigi say in the first 15 seconds. Now if you didn't catch it yet watch it again and again until, you notice that Mario may have just said something very very odd.If you give up let me type what Mario said out for you
"Were the Mario brothas and plumbin's our game and were not like the others who get all the fame when you n###as in trouble we'll be there on the double." now at first you may say "Hey Mario didn't say that!" but actually it really sounds like it and after letting 5 people listen to it and hear them say "did Mario just say n###a?"
I feel somewhat confident that Mario may have actually said that.

Hotel Mario

These are all of the cut scenes from Hotel Mario and all i have to say is the quality is s##t, the plot is stupid as all hell and worst of all, peach's voice is done by a guy.

The Nintendo sex ed tape

Now this is the Nintendo sex ed tape which teaches people that your sperm is boo's, mushrooms make your dick bigger, pubic hair is just Mario's mustache, puberty made princess peach's boobs bigger and condom boots will save your life from evil Aids creatures.

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

New content: Cut scene commentary

Im about to create something called cut scene commentary which will basically be commentary you listen to while watching a cut scene in a video game. I am now working on finding a game to the do the commentary on. I might do halo 3 due to its extreme popularity right now or something else. If you have any ideas please leave it in the comments.

Thursday, October 11, 2007

Super Smash Bros. Brawl Delayed untill 2008!? NOOOOOO!!!!


Ever since sonic was revealed as a playable character in Brawl i was bouncing from wall to wall with joy.Unfortunately the wall bouncing must now stop due to the fact that Brawl will be delayed until 2/10/2008.It is truly sad indeed.

(via joystiq)

Sorry for the lack of post's

I am a little sorry for the lack of post's recently ive been pretty busy working on something big for the site.What im working on is a few videos i was going to upload to my youtube profile (which you can find here) as well as some audio stuff.
i also have been busy playing my new ps3 (which i got a week ago) and im trying to finish halo 3 as well as beat metroid prime 3 to write a review of it.I may write up my thoughts on the ps3 or do a vid or audio review on it.also sorry for not uploading my otakon pics but ive uploaded them to my myspace (which is myspace.com/metalfiregear)

Friday, October 05, 2007

The most Truthful Halo 3 Review you will ever see

I was thinking about writing a review for halo 3 but some one already beat me to it and
basically saying every thing i was thinking about halo 3.

Tuesday, October 02, 2007

HALO DS F@#$ Yeah

Well a while back matt casamassina brought up that a halo ds was in development but it got cancelled, fortunately enough he was able to play it. many people doubted matt, but now He has some proof.







Overall i must say its impressive. ive never been a fan of halo (or fps's) but i would definitely buy this game. And if this was released think of the huge blow to sony this would be.

Via Matt from ign

Monday, October 01, 2007

WTF!?: Halo 3 brand condoms and toilet seats?



So we have halo 3 ,controllers, a halo 3 xbox 360, 3 versions of halo 3, halo 3 mountain dew, halo 3 collectible cups, halo 3 Pontiac's, halo 3 slurpees ,halo 3 Burger King meals and now halo 3 CONDOMS! As well as a halo 3 toilet seat.
Yeah i think the marketing has gone a little too far
(yeah i know the toilet seat is fan made and the condom is probably fake but its still fun to think about )

Condom via http://blog.darkspirefilms.com/?p=79
toilet seat via ebay

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Final Fantasy 7 Crisis core Preview


Final fantasy crisis core is the type game that the psp was made for.What i mean is its fun, looks good ,has smooth controls and its addictive as hell.
Just recently i got my hands on a Japanese copy of the game so F.Y.I. I cant comment on the story too much since i cant read Japanese but so far i thinks its about zack who is trying to find a guy with red hair cause red hair is um.... illegal.. or something like that? ok i really im clueless here.

Now lets move towards the graphics which are simply stunning. the level of detail in the game is amazing, this game looks like a ps2 or gamecube game.Square has raised the bar for graphics on the psp. and even better is the fmv cut scene's which look like there straight out of advent children.

The game play is phenomenal, its very smooth fast and reminiscent of Final Fantasy 7's battle system.Upon first seeing the game play video's many would assume that it plays out similar to kingdom hearts, And they would be wrong.the game plays out like this, you can walk around a world then a random battle occurs, during this time several enemies appear within a small area and the battle commences. During this time you dodge enemy attacks by simply moving away (like in kingdom hearts) but to attack you must first select a spell, attack , or an item from a small menu at the bottom left of the screen with L and R.The attack icon is a sword ,items are a small bag and spells are casted using materia and you can only carry 5 or 6 different materia in to battle.When you combine all of that you get a fast paced battle system that all can enjoy.

Overall The game is Great and if you own a psp this is a must buy! It will be released state side some time next year.

Monday, September 24, 2007

Tanslated Nintendo Manga



If your like me and love Nintendo, manga and anime, then you probably are not happy with the way Nintendo kinda shafts the U.S. when it comes to manga and others THINGS *cough* Club Nintendo *cough*. But fortunately enough i have good news the legend of zelda and metroid manga's have been Fan translated!!(or should i say scanslated)
The legend of zelda manga's was translated by Goddess Rinoa from zelda-infinite.com
Which you can find by clicking here
The Metroid manga has been translated by Mehcadrake from mechadrake.com Which you can find by clicking here

Enjoy!