WTF!?: The old mario cartoons (and how disturbing they are today)

Today your in for a treat (or nightmare) what i have here are some clips of the horrible Mario cartoons that came out in the 80s and early 90s as well as my analysis (and you may just find some secret messages) so sit back and brace your self.
I just submitted this to digg so please digg it

Mario cartoon

The funniest part of this is how ridicules mario sounds.
every time i see this video i cant help but laugh

Mario cartoon opening


This is the opening to the Mario cartoon and one thing I find really disturbing is what Mario and Luigi say in the first 15 seconds. Now if you didn't catch it yet watch it again and again until, you notice that Mario may have just said something very very odd.If you give up let me type what Mario said out for you
"Were the Mario brothas and plumbin's our game and were not like the others who get all the fame when you n###as in trouble we'll be there on the double." now at first you may say "Hey Mario didn't say that!" but actually it really sounds like it and after letting 5 people listen to it and hear them say "did Mario just say n###a?"
I feel somewhat confident that Mario may have actually said that.

Hotel Mario

These are all of the cut scenes from Hotel Mario and all i have to say is the quality is s##t, the plot is stupid as all hell and worst of all, peach's voice is done by a guy.

The Nintendo sex ed tape

Now this is the Nintendo sex ed tape which teaches people that your sperm is boo's, mushrooms make your dick bigger, pubic hair is just Mario's mustache, puberty made princess peach's boobs bigger and condom boots will save your life from evil Aids creatures.

New content: Cut scene commentary

Im about to create something called cut scene commentary which will basically be commentary you listen to while watching a cut scene in a video game. I am now working on finding a game to the do the commentary on. I might do halo 3 due to its extreme popularity right now or something else. If you have any ideas please leave it in the comments.

Super Smash Bros. Brawl Delayed untill 2008!? NOOOOOO!!!!

Ever since sonic was revealed as a playable character in Brawl i was bouncing from wall to wall with joy.Unfortunately the wall bouncing must now stop due to the fact that Brawl will be delayed until 2/10/2008.It is truly sad indeed.

(via joystiq)

Sorry for the lack of post's

I am a little sorry for the lack of post's recently ive been pretty busy working on something big for the site.What im working on is a few videos i was going to upload to my youtube profile (which you can find here) as well as some audio stuff.
i also have been busy playing my new ps3 (which i got a week ago) and im trying to finish halo 3 as well as beat metroid prime 3 to write a review of it.I may write up my thoughts on the ps3 or do a vid or audio review on it.also sorry for not uploading my otakon pics but ive uploaded them to my myspace (which is myspace.com/metalfiregear)

The most Truthful Halo 3 Review you will ever see

I was thinking about writing a review for halo 3 but some one already beat me to it and
basically saying every thing i was thinking about halo 3.

HALO DS F@#$ Yeah

Well a while back matt casamassina brought up that a halo ds was in development but it got cancelled, fortunately enough he was able to play it. many people doubted matt, but now He has some proof.







Overall i must say its impressive. ive never been a fan of halo (or fps's) but i would definitely buy this game. And if this was released think of the huge blow to sony this would be.

Via Matt from ign

WTF!?: Halo 3 brand condoms and toilet seats?

So we have halo 3 ,controllers, a halo 3 xbox 360, 3 versions of halo 3, halo 3 mountain dew, halo 3 collectible cups, halo 3 Pontiac's, halo 3 slurpees ,halo 3 Burger King meals and now halo 3 CONDOMS! As well as a halo 3 toilet seat.
Yeah i think the marketing has gone a little too far
(yeah i know the toilet seat is fan made and the condom is probably fake but its still fun to think about )

Condom via http://blog.darkspirefilms.com/?p=79
toilet seat via ebay