Thursday, October 25, 2007

WTF!?: The old mario cartoons (and how disturbing they are today)

Today your in for a treat (or nightmare) what i have here are some clips of the horrible Mario cartoons that came out in the 80s and early 90s as well as my analysis (and you may just find some secret messages) so sit back and brace your self.
I just submitted this to digg so please digg it

Mario cartoon

The funniest part of this is how ridicules mario sounds.
every time i see this video i cant help but laugh

Mario cartoon opening


This is the opening to the Mario cartoon and one thing I find really disturbing is what Mario and Luigi say in the first 15 seconds. Now if you didn't catch it yet watch it again and again until, you notice that Mario may have just said something very very odd.If you give up let me type what Mario said out for you
"Were the Mario brothas and plumbin's our game and were not like the others who get all the fame when you n###as in trouble we'll be there on the double." now at first you may say "Hey Mario didn't say that!" but actually it really sounds like it and after letting 5 people listen to it and hear them say "did Mario just say n###a?"
I feel somewhat confident that Mario may have actually said that.

Hotel Mario

These are all of the cut scenes from Hotel Mario and all i have to say is the quality is s##t, the plot is stupid as all hell and worst of all, peach's voice is done by a guy.

The Nintendo sex ed tape

Now this is the Nintendo sex ed tape which teaches people that your sperm is boo's, mushrooms make your dick bigger, pubic hair is just Mario's mustache, puberty made princess peach's boobs bigger and condom boots will save your life from evil Aids creatures.

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